Category: Society

  • A typical legal dialogue

    • Lawyer: We help everybody.
    • Victim: I had $300 and $200 were stolen.
    • Lawyer the service price is $2000.
  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

    • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
    • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
    • Politician: Freedom of religion!
    • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
    • (continuation depends on your religion)
  • Language drift is one of the biggest problems of Russia

    One of the biggest problems of Russia is language drift:

    To explain I will tell how it happened:

    Russian tsar and his friends decided to hire “great writers” so hat they would use figurative speech so much extensively that the original meaning of words would be forgotten.

    “Great writers” were greatly advertised and the past was effectively forgotten.

    Communists continued this tsarism practice and damaged Russian language even more.

    Modern Russian academics keep preserving Russian language being damaged.

  • Stay on Your Knees Before the Screen

    If you are a President, Rabi, Church congregation leader, billionaire, Nobel Prize laureate, give me an advice.

    If you didn’t, if you are a President, Rabi, Church congregation leader, billionaire, Nobel Prize laureate, stay on your knees before the author of this blog, because you are before a human, speechless dog.

  • A Spy Against Black Homosexuals 🙂

    I am a spy from God accordingly the Revelation. Actually, I am a so good spy that I don’t need to hide myself.

    Yesterday I was secretly threaten by two homosexuals, one of them big.

    As a response, I did a counter-attack.

    That my attack revealed a network a spies here in Shapira, Ashkelon, Israel (I live in a black neighborhood, BTW there are many beautiful girls here.):

    When I exited from the house, I found almost no people on the streets. Their spirits were threatened by my attack on homosexuals, only me is not afraid. Only me is against hate of homosexuals in advance.

    I started to ask people why there are so little people on the streets and after this many people instantly appeared, sent by the Ashkelon network of earthling’s spies.

  • Is this sect funnier that Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

    Poll
  • Religious registration

    The same people refuse to register their religious organizations in state registries “because it’s devil” and force their children to register sexual relations, because…?

  • An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy accomplished

    An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy (I remember for sure that such a prophecy exists, but I can’t find it in Internet, please comment with a reference.) says that the world will die as a result of forcibly parting ways of a loving couple of a man and a woman.

    It accomplished this way:

    I was 17, I met a 15 years girl. We started to speak. In scorn I asked her a question to laugh about a stupid answer. But she gave a correct answer. She is a genius!, though I. A few phrases, and I understood that she had essentially the same views as me.

    The girl was also very beautiful and I proposed her marriage. She agreed.

    We spoke about different things.

    Among other things, I started to speak about sex. I offered her sex. But after a second remembered it may produce a child. But she responded she never yet had menstruation and so would not bear a child. We had sex. (The law about child “abuse” did not matter: we didn’t reach legal responsibility age.)

    But our conspiracy was bad. Her father (He was a state official. Hm, maybe they were Maria Putina and Putin? I don’t remember that man’s look at all.) He forcibly parted us.

    So, the world died this way, because I had no dowry to make my financial state sane.

    This repeated several times. Apparently, I was also very happily married (apparently, without state registration) to a K-12 math teacher and to a math professor (both much elder than me, but I considered them young because despite of me being then a teenager, 24 or so years old women are sometimes felt by me as somehow too young) – maybe two math professors (one a white Russian and another black, probably American), but my head was hit so badly that I don’t know the details.

  • Netta and SEO

    Hi Netta. As far as I understand from telepathy, I don’t much deviate you from the work. So, yet a letter:

    This is my favorite song. I am almost sure you know Russian (or is it a spiritual translator?), the song is in Russian. Comically this great song is song by a group that is also famous for such things as zoofile songs.

    So, I write to tell that I seems to definitely notice that YouTube’s algorithm (note that YouTube is a subsidiary of Google) noticed our relation. But I am not sure if YouTube thinks about what you wrote somewhere, your friends wrote, or your non-friends wrote, or extrapolates what I wrote alone, or is it a spirit, too?

  • Why Homosexuality?

    In my opinion all widespread theories of homosexuality are false. The likely true theory of it is that homosexuality was developed by nature for maximally effective infecting the adversary.