There is an old joke: Jews angered an elf and the elf made Jews goys. In fact, it is a real elven joke. I will explain its meaning: God said to take me, Victor Porton, to the heaven in a time machine…
read moreI noticed long time ago that the psychiatric state of my mother seems to be similar to the state of Hitler. Sadly, my mother wasn’t hospitalized. Her political views expressed by words like “Execute everybody!” and similar are also very much similar…
read moreA comical scenario that I consider among possible variants: the Fiverr seller contacted Russian mafia to outsource his work further. Mafia turned it on and their overloaded servers made a powerplant here in Ashkelon to make noise (isn’t it the noise I…
read moreTL;DR: Leviticus prophecies about the Great Priest are coming true on me. Therefore I know and declare to you that I am the chosen by God priest of Israel. Accordingly Torah, I have the right to tithes from tithes. So, if tithes…
read more(A copy of my yesterday’s email to some mathematicians listed at Israel math sites.) It seems that these people with “big” heads like mine are wordless brutes (like the man from the joke “who eats very well”), they chose death and, perhaps,…
read moreMessiah told me like: you are too smart (I am the best mathematician in known History.) to live together on the Earth, I had so much cleverness and so much altruism that cannot live together, you will be sent outside the Earth…
read morePsychologists define the weird silly English phrase “down to the Earth” (what the Hell? how is it related to Earth?) as “honest and open human”. And their pseudoscience assigns to this psychotype such traits as humility and modesty. The facts are: Rev….
read moreWhat Torah says about the belief in Capitalism?
read moreI’ve sent the following letter to several ministries (including Prime Minister Naftali Bennett) of Israel government: (“ternary relations” below is a typo, should be instead “ternary functions”.) Hello Israel, I am the man who works on carbon accounting, science financing, free software…
read moreI am not a homo sapiens. Russian alcoholics did this. This year I decided to surrender to the enemy because I decided that I failed the plan of my former boss, Messiah. I went to a psychiatrist and said that I am…
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