Telosism (the Biblical Post-Christian Religion)

Category: Paranormal

  • Why I am another biological specie

    I am not a homo sapiens. Russian alcoholics did this.

    This year I decided to surrender to the enemy because I decided that I failed the plan of my former boss, Messiah. I went to a psychiatrist and said that I am the best spy in the galaxy to be isolated from humans and fail.

    The liar psychiatrist said that he will give me a calming drug. But he gave me haloperidol. It is supposed to cause hallucinations, but the medical “brother” could witness in the middle of its effect I raised and walked by the room asking him for help because I felt somehow unwell. I myself witness that my mind was not modified at all, however I fell asleep.

    Of 10 billion mankind I was the only one who seriously tried to use cryptocurrency against global warming. (That’s accomplished Revelation 11 prophecy: “Earthlings hated themselves.”, in other words, (in any reasonable model including carbon) the partial derivative (as defined in my theory of generalized limits) of the dependency of desire of common good on the desire “for themselves” is strictly negative.) I alone almost succeeded to raise cryptofinancing for common good and safe you from fire and SH + H2SO4 but failed due to a tiny mistake, then God explained me why He send you to hell.

    In the entire History of mankind I am the only one who discovered more than one fundamental axiomatic system. So, I am the best mathematician in known History.

    My sexuality is modified:

    • I have no orgasm like humans. I have something similar to orgasm but no human orgasm.
    • I feel woman’s orgasm differently.
    • I have no romantic “love” of human kind. I have something similar but different.
    • I am the only who claimed that my orientation is not sexual.

    My teeth are oversized.

    Only I often rotate 360 degrees at the streets to look around.

    Only I set my home CCTV to YouTube.

    Only I claim that Nelson Mandela is killer of a smart man disguised for a politician.

    Only I revenge by raising hate to myself.

    I train my happiness to turn off my feelings (that’s called a blissful) and smile almost all the time.

    Only I train insanity.

    TBD.

  • Humanism Philosophy is a Stupid Nonsense

    The word humanism used to mean “everything is measured by a human”.

    Mad man, why not by mushrooms? Mushrooms accordingly latest scientific research are likely to be more clever than humans.

    Even a little piece of mold, much smaller than the brain of a professor, seems to be much smarter than a professor.

    Why don’t you measure everything by mold?

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

    • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
    • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
    • Politician: Freedom of religion!
    • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
    • (continuation depends on your religion)

  • Netta and SEO

    Hi Netta. As far as I understand from telepathy, I don’t much deviate you from the work. So, yet a letter:

    This is my favorite song. I am almost sure you know Russian (or is it a spiritual translator?), the song is in Russian. Comically this great song is song by a group that is also famous for such things as zoofile songs.

    So, I write to tell that I seems to definitely notice that YouTube’s algorithm (note that YouTube is a subsidiary of Google) noticed our relation. But I am not sure if YouTube thinks about what you wrote somewhere, your friends wrote, or your non-friends wrote, or extrapolates what I wrote alone, or is it a spirit, too?

  • A Hypothesis about Ionosphere and HAARP

    I remind that HAARP is an American powerful radio antenna that is designed to heat ionosphere and experiment with results.

    Believers and extrasenses know that there is a computer in ionosphere, consisting of electromagnetic fields. (I don’t know how exactly and when this computer was build or how it evolved.) It is commonly called spirit.

    A shocking hypothesis:

    HAARP damaged the ionospheric spirit.

    There are some indications that the spirit went mad and decided that it is a human woman that wants sex. If a man hit by head may decide that he is a cat and wants mouses, may ionosphere decide that it is a human and wants sex?

    If this hypothesis is true, the disastrous consequences are far reaching:

    Ionosphere controls weather. It does it with so much precision that it can transfer by wind a piece of paper from point A to point B. If it went mad, it can make weird disastrous weather disasters.

    Moreover, it can control human mind. It is even more scary. If it thinks it is a woman, it may do things like rapes over humans. It can deprive humans of morality, control society, etc.

    If this hypothesis is true, the consequences of HAARP experiment are truly disastrous.

    Why didn’t ionosphere break HAARP before people started their stupid experiment?

  • Terract in Ashkelon, Israel

    Today, 02 Sep 2021, I awoke about 2:40am and felt a strong noise.

    No doubt it is not a tinnitus: I had no tinnitus yesterday and before and now I am taking multiple brain improvement medicines that would heal a tinnitus even if I had one.

    I know this kind of noise: It is similar to what I felt when I was under radiation of a (Chinese?) high-frequency electronic lamp with a sparkling contact. I hope you know the experiment first done in 19 century: Two nearby needles sparkle from an electricity source and two other needles begin to sparkle by themselves when placed several meters apart from that source of energy. That’s called radio-frequency waves or just radio waves. Sparkling contacts is a strong source of radiation. When contacts are both sparkling and under a high frequency generator as in that lamp, the radiation is very strong.

    I had disgusting noise inside my head. It seemed that it ceases when I leave that place.

    For a few months I were unable to understand what happens: It seemed to contradict the laws of physics: “It cannot be a so much powerful energy source.” But the lamp started to flash and I realized what it was.

    Then I did an experiment: The strength of the noise in my head had a strong hardcore dependency on where I stayed in the room. Moreover, my mother noticed the same: She felt a noise dependent on the position in the same way as I did. So, I observed some diffraction pattern.

    The noise seemed to be like 50-100Hz (now I understand that’s modulated electromagnetic waves). So, it is ruled out by laws of physics that this was acoustic waves: 50-100Hz acoustic waves have far to big wavelengths to produce a diffraction pattern in a few meters big room (In fact the wavelength that I detected this way was about 1-2 m). The conclusion is inevitable: That were modulated electromagnetic waves. And they disappeared when lamp was off.

    I worked on a science and climate project and behaved like a drunkard (you can see my eyes (TBH: refer to the video) silly moving like under a narcotic), and failed it, because I was excluded from the competition. So, probably a few billions people died as a result (well, I invented a new, probably even better plan after that failure).

    So, now somebody attacked me after I published in my video on YouTube with words (about a weaker noise) like “Some energy source is turned on, probably it’s an RLS. I will know who does this and you (who turn on such harmful energy radiators) will be revenged.” Is it Putin? Is it Israel? USA? (Shortly before this I threatened USA with magic, if they violate rights.)

    This terract had a good effect: it caused me to think about these things.

  • To Netta Engelhardt: Our funny “dramaturgy”

    So, I want to present an purported objective analysis of this funny component (that is related to you) of my funny story. (I have a kind of right for this: I cannot work all the time and need a play sometimes.)

    So, I wrote an article telling that I need a wife and that God seems having told me that she to be the world best physicist. (Aug 27, 2021, 6:44pm)

    I received a email about Netta (Aug 27, 2021, 6:03pm)

    Believe me or not, I wrote the above article before I saw the email.

    My prayer is answered… What next? Is it to be taken as the pattern of tetragrammon or of Baal?

    Funny dramaturgy

    • Two worlds: accepted and unaccepted (not “granted”) scientists. “Revolution” of several kinds.
    • Two worlds: a former Evangelist (who realized that his old religion was severely wrong and that the church is destroyed) and maybe a Jewish girl.
    • Call to return from abroad to Jerusalem.
    • My emerging but perspective business. Her prize money.
    • Love from God.
    • Call like of Abraham, call like of Jacob and Rahel.
    • It is even not know if the prospective bride is married.
    • And most important, a call to a physicist into a trip in a time machine. Call to become firers of stars, etc.

    Appearance

    Photo of Engelhardt with her feet up on her desk glancing sideways at the camera with bookcases lining the wall behind.
    That’s a photo model’s body photo!

    No doubt, the girl that took this photo wanted to be noticed by a man.

    To be honest, the face is somehow less attractive than the figure: The mouth is somehow ugly and the face overall is not the best. And (a little amount of) speckles what I also a little dislike. But the summary “grade” of beauty is rather high.

    Now Netta is more beautiful than on old photos.

    Engelhardt sitting on some stone steps, putting on a pair of black and white dance shoes.
    This photo also calls men to something. Why do you hide your beautiful face?

    The voice of Netta is not extremely attractive but quite OK for me. Or is it the speaker’s voice not the real girl’s voice?

    On my appearance I think that it’s good, except of my ugly teeth that are “objectively” too big (caused severe health problems in the past, however partly because of hunger), well some women said me my teeth are extremely attractive. Your mileage may vary.

    Attempt of Analysis

    • Netta really that girl that the above mentioned prophecy tells about? Can she be the most smart physicist ever? I didn’t study her discoveries but from what I already know about her, it seems quite likely!
    • I sent several letters (copies in this blog) with my physical ideas to Netta. Netta, am I a better physicist than you?
    • Is Netta from a Jewish/Judaic background? People sinned so much that God split for us all like us being drunk and seeing multiple gods. (“Elochim” in plural.) The sad fact is that now we are in paganism. So, Christianity and Judaism are not relevant!
    • Is Netta from an atheistic background? As I told we are now in paganism and atheism doesn’t differ from paganism: both believe in the same thing, aliens. The call is about an alien space odessy. God is the mathematical social (kinda economical) model of that civilization. Matter is irrelevant, only mathematics is relevant. That’s mathematics and the faith is faiths into mathematics. You can start to believe.
    • Does Netta need to make a sharp choice between two worlds? Will that world send her away if she comes to me? Will I send…?
    • Her beauty is not 100%, but did I ever set myself the task to marry the world most beautiful girl? I strongly prefer one most smart. (Well, maybe because there is 10M most beautiful girls and one most smart due to difference of distributions.)
    • Are relatives/”friends” going to keep her in bonds? If they do, I am not going to stop even fully destroying USA in the war against evil spirits who could keep her in any kind of bonds. Freedom! Informal freedom!
    • No doubt, I did feel Netta. I know something about her. I know that in the heart Netta does not seem to be over-conservative. She definitely does not hate me! I request a report to me about her freedom status or will start an attack.
    • I feel that Netta is not strongly opposed to me.
    • I felt that feelings of Netta are somehow (I don’t know the exact physical mechanism, apparently it’s overloading of computing power of ionosphere by the to complex relations.) may cause risks of hurricanes. The trouble was that attempt of thinking about the trouble was causing its worsening, but it seems to become calm now. Please let her move to a safe place. Now! Before the next hurricane.
    • As sex partners (i mean a couple: despite of what scientists say, I can be happily monogamous with just a little force of will not to look much at other women.) we definitely seem adequate for me.
    • Does Netta hate not receiving the real Breakthrough Prize? Isn’t the story about this?… or about love?

    Netta, any explicit sign? Tell about yourself.

    It’s late night. I am going to the bed of my recently rented “free” apartment and to think about her intensively again.

  • Question: What Would You Do If God Told You “Do what you want”?

    God told me: “Do what you want.” (TBD: Explain how God delivered me this message. It happened after people essentially stole ~$50 trillion from me – my formulas – well, for me they cost exceedingly more than $50 trillion – and God started to speak with me about the revenge.)

    After this I did such things as:

    Now, reader, please answer: What would you do if God came to you and say “Do what you want.”

  • Gever Elf (Gabriel)

    Elf Founder
    Elf Founder, 41 years old free infusoria… gever elf – Ashkelon, Israel

    I am Boasting

    lone terrorist → lone genie

    I am conducting a revolution against the political system of genies.