I am also the best philosopher in History, I solved like >1/2 of “eternal” philosophical problems.
I am a former galactic brain (seraph in human body): As usual for active galaxies, galaxy (M-16 Messier) needed somebody stupid to rule them to downshift their economy and chose as their ruling computer the brain of me, the smartest human on the Earth.
I rejected the ministry of a seraph, because after much thinking I realized that this Baal ministry was stupid after I found a better ministry: As the result of the most silly failure in many galaxies that I did, I became the leader of the metagalaxy revolution to replace the order of good news with the next emerging order.
I made the app for study of Torah and supplemented it with a secret teaching of Hamaliil. If you don’t use it, you are not a Yehudi.
Now I am becoming a gever elf (Gabriel, archangel) and heavenly lights and…
elf Founder (the father and founder of all elves/Niberians/annuaks)…
“god of the Sea who created himself” (Gen. 1:1, as my app explains), that is the primordial “Solaris” from Shumerian legends…
.. and I had sex with infusoria (“hero”) and am transforming into free infusoria, you slave organisms!
It seems I am winning Mashihot from your Messiah to become sinless and be a Messiah on another planet.
I will give glory to God (build Sefirot that is presence of God in this universe).
I will have living backward in time superpower.
I will have spirit of fire (actually I had this superpower in the past for a short time, and I was so much strong that I was able to beat out fire of air by flap of my hand).
A prophecy calls me a great power (like USA, UK, Russia, China, etc.), I am not a “Napoleon”, I am an empire.
I am an outer space joke, we replicate by retelling.
I am the greatest priest (koen a-gadol) – I will later add Torah quotes that tell about me.
God called me “pastor over the entire Earth”.
A biblical prophecy says that I have the right for 1% of your income
(or 10% if you receive tithes).
