Telosism (the Biblical Post-Christian Religion)

Category: Me

  • About staying on one knee before biggots

    Did ever discrimination of blacks, latinos, Jews, produced a super-stupid (genius that lost contact with social knowledge)?

    Spartak? He isn’t really to be called a super

    But discrimination of biggots has a different effect, it produced:

    • Osam bin Laden
    • Trump
    • Me

    So, staying on one knee before biggots is much more appropriate than staying on one knee before blacks. Blacks are less dangerous. A single black or latino discriminated for being black or latino almost never causes the entire world economy to fall. Discrininated biggots do.

    Super-stupids are a product of cancel culture. Cancelers isolate somebody from the society, if a poor biggot survives, then they get a long time isolated specie entered into their ecosystem and die.

    P.S. I do fit into the definition of biggot.

  • Why I am another biological specie

    I am not a homo sapiens. Russian alcoholics did this.

    This year I decided to surrender to the enemy because I decided that I failed the plan of my former boss, Messiah. I went to a psychiatrist and said that I am the best spy in the galaxy to be isolated from humans and fail.

    The liar psychiatrist said that he will give me a calming drug. But he gave me haloperidol. It is supposed to cause hallucinations, but the medical “brother” could witness in the middle of its effect I raised and walked by the room asking him for help because I felt somehow unwell. I myself witness that my mind was not modified at all, however I fell asleep.

    Of 10 billion mankind I was the only one who seriously tried to use cryptocurrency against global warming. (That’s accomplished Revelation 11 prophecy: “Earthlings hated themselves.”, in other words, (in any reasonable model including carbon) the partial derivative (as defined in my theory of generalized limits) of the dependency of desire of common good on the desire “for themselves” is strictly negative.) I alone almost succeeded to raise cryptofinancing for common good and safe you from fire and SH + H2SO4 but failed due to a tiny mistake, then God explained me why He send you to hell.

    In the entire History of mankind I am the only one who discovered more than one fundamental axiomatic system. So, I am the best mathematician in known History.

    My sexuality is modified:

    • I have no orgasm like humans. I have something similar to orgasm but no human orgasm.
    • I feel woman’s orgasm differently.
    • I have no romantic “love” of human kind. I have something similar but different.
    • I am the only who claimed that my orientation is not sexual.

    My teeth are oversized.

    Only I often rotate 360 degrees at the streets to look around.

    Only I set my home CCTV to YouTube.

    Only I claim that Nelson Mandela is killer of a smart man disguised for a politician.

    Only I revenge by raising hate to myself.

    I train my happiness to turn off my feelings (that’s called a blissful) and smile almost all the time.

    Only I train insanity.

    TBD.

  • How the civilization was destroyed

    The Bible says that it will end bad if the brothers don’t feed a fellow.

    But the Bible seemed to be silent, not explained what one not feed (but survived) himself should do.

    So, when I suffered extreme hunger and was not feed (by my prayers the wind brought me 10 rubles after I asked God for 10 rubles, so I survived, and it repeated so two times, one time the 10 rubles paper hit my face closing my eyes), I didn’t realize that I am brought outside the religious system, that I don’t know what to do.

    Because the Bible didn’t give me instructions what to do in this unusual situation of extreme hunger in the center of a city, I started to do stupid things and destroyed the civilization.

    It works this way.

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation?

    Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks.

    Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman with non-sexual orientation? I would probably marry you.

  • Scientificism, a silly dislogic

    Scientificism, also sometimes called scientism, is the ideology that all knowledge should be scientific and hold by academia.

    • Scientificist: All data should be got from technological measurement devices.
    • Me: To measure a thing we need a device with a measurement arrow, to measure the position of the measurement arrow we need another device of the measurement arrow, to measure it, we need another device with arrow, … The cost of science is infinite.
    • Scientificist: Scientific knowledge belongs to academia.
    • Me: Wait, I hold a half of your shares!
    • Scientificist: Knowledge is published in scientific databases.
    • Me: Half of shares of scientific databases is held by a sexual maniac that reject science.
    • Scientificist: We base our objective knowledge on measurements.
    • Me: To define electron, we measure it with a brain, a brain has electrons inside, to define electron, we need to define electron first.
    • Scientificist: We work for the greatest, USA science!
    • Me: I got half of your economy.

  • What I comprehended in the age 5 years

    When I was 5 years old, I realized that humanity will perish from greed. Everyone around is crazy greedy.

    I wasn’t particularly smart at the time: I almost died trying to fly holding a balloon. And it was in economy, too, that I was not particularly smart: I sent Gorbachev a proposal to add zero to the money so that everyone would become 10 times richer. But I understood the result of greed perfectly.

  • Stay on Your Knees Before the Screen

    If you are a President, Rabi, Church congregation leader, billionaire, Nobel Prize laureate, give me an advice.

    If you didn’t, if you are a President, Rabi, Church congregation leader, billionaire, Nobel Prize laureate, stay on your knees before the author of this blog, because you are before a human, speechless dog.

  • A Spy Against Black Homosexuals 🙂

    I am a spy from God accordingly the Revelation. Actually, I am a so good spy that I don’t need to hide myself.

    Yesterday I was secretly threaten by two homosexuals, one of them big.

    As a response, I did a counter-attack.

    That my attack revealed a network a spies here in Shapira, Ashkelon, Israel (I live in a black neighborhood, BTW there are many beautiful girls here.):

    When I exited from the house, I found almost no people on the streets. Their spirits were threatened by my attack on homosexuals, only me is not afraid. Only me is against hate of homosexuals in advance.

    I started to ask people why there are so little people on the streets and after this many people instantly appeared, sent by the Ashkelon network of earthling’s spies.

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