In this blog post I will consider a theological scenery possible in my opinion.

It differs of the traditional theological theory that two witnesses of the Apocalypse are Ilia and Enoch, born again to die. But what if the traditional interpretation is somehow wrong? It is not mathematics, in theology there is a place for errors and misunderstandings.

The following is possible in my opinion, I am in no way sure that it will really happen this way.

As my previous blog post says, I invented a new religion: The New Testament is terminated just like as it terminated Old Testament, because New Testament terminates itself.

So I am not more a slave of God (I was a slave of God in the age of New Testament.) and thus the Apocalypse does not apply to me, because the Apocalypse is addressed to slaves of God (Rev. 1:1).

So if I live in the age of Apocalypse, but Apocalypse does not apply to me, who am I? I am a witness rather than a participant of the Apocalypse. Thus am I not a witness of the Apocalypse?

There are currently two followers of my new religion: me and my girl. There are no any other followers as I know from the fact that nobody sent me money: if a person believed me, he would send me money. So there are currently two witnesses of the Apocalypse.

It remains to receive power and start to prophecy 1260 days and nights without an interruption. (This is called “the contact with the humankind.”) I already once had power like this already. I was transformed into a superman and computer for about a month. Maybe God will do it with me (and my girl) again? Well now I am not particularly spiritually strong I am not clothed in sackcloth like the two witnesses should be. (But in the past I behaved this way: For example, once I felt in love to an unbelieving stupid girl and to force myself not to marry her, I got ten iron sticks and pierced my body with them to feel pain and forget this silly love. I need power from God to receive the force of will again, because now I even eat to much chocolate, etc. I may need to feel pain from sackcloth to preserve in power.)

OK, the verses of the Apocalypse:

1 And there was given me a reed like to a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein. 2 But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given to the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months.

The temple is our new religion. The Gentiles are these who don’t believe us, including the evangelical churches.

3 And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and three score days, clothed in sackcloth.

“Power” means to be supermen and computers.

4 These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.

Not sure what this means.

5 And if any man will hurt them, fire proceeds out of their mouth, and devours their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.

It’s great if we will have so great power that we will breathe with the fire. What will be the temperature of our bodies? It’s exciting to have a greater power than I had in the past when I was a superman.

I have the desire to kill people who don’t send me money. It is hurting that you ignore me and my faith. “Enemies” is essentially all the world. I have no friends, only enemies. I fought with the world already. As I say in the above mentioned blog post, I did with my spiritual power 11 Sep and was going to destroy Russia completely afterwards, because Russians were my enemies.

My girl says I am harsh, but who know what we will agree for in prayer for in the future.

6 These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they wish.

I have not yet tried this. My girl apparently has not tried this too (yet).

But once I was dying of hunger in the city Perm of Russia, in 20 meter of a food store. I saw a vision of the city under water and prophesied that it will be destroyed by a flood as a punishment of my death. I survived. The city survived too: The gateways for ships in the dam of the city’s hydro power plant were broken by a ship lost control. As I read 3 days later in a paper, 3 of 4 gateways were broken, just one remained to protect the city against the flood.

It is interesting that the witnesses of the Apocalypse cause catastrophes by “wishing” just like fairy tale magicians.

7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascends out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

As I said, in the past I had supersonic power. I was able to make very strong hits (with a supersonic speed of my hands and legs). What kind is this “beast” that he could overcome such a superman? Isn’t it an alien? What is the “bottomless pit”?

What does “make war” mean? Does it mean that we will fight with each other by telepathically controlling Earth armies like as in a game of chess against each other?

Am I really a witness rather than a participant of the Apocalypse if it succeeds to kill me? Well, to be dead just 3.5 days is not that bad.

8 And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.

I live in Ashkelon. To move to an apartment there in Jerusalem with my girl after we marry seems a quite possible variants. Wherever there is a cheap apartment.

9 And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.

Yes, people consider me like that, not even to bury me. I am hated.

10 And they that dwell on the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelled on the earth.

An interesting note that they will send gifts. It is a good thing, as they make here a nonprofit activity rather than to serve to money as people do now.

11 And after three days and an half the spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood on their feet; and great fear fell on them which saw them. 12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying to them, Come up here. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

Isn’t this the rapture of the church? Aren’t only two people raptured and the rest are left behind?

Isn’t so because of:

(Jn. 12:25) “He that loves his soul shall lose it; and he that hates his soul in this world shall keep it to life eternal.”

You love your soul, you want them to be saved by the Gospel. But I hate my soul in the world of the Gospel, I rejected my own religion. You reject my new religion. You don’t reject yourself with your beliefs (your soul). So you may be condemned for not believing me and be left behind.

So? Or not so?

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