Category: Religion

  • Question: How the devil can be both a cherub and a dragon?

    Question: How the devil can be both a cherub and a dragon?

    These are different species (cherub seems to be a distant genetically offspring of people differing in appearance by 6 wings, sometimes coming to our time in a time machine; dragons are probably a specie of survived dinosaurs living outside our planet), so it looks like a contradiction.

  • God or evolution?

    My claim is: God is eternal cosmic evolution, the evolution of eternal “light”.

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation?

    Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks.

    Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman with non-sexual orientation? I would probably marry you.

  • God does not respect sex

    In my opinion, God does not respect sex at all.

    Contrary to what you think, God does not respect marriage, women, homosexuals, and transsexuals. (Have you noticed that I enumerated the things that are most respected by people? People respect good, honesty, generosity, active position etc. much less than marriage and other forms of sex.)

    So naughty God that He does not respect your holy things? Are you going to use your military airplanes against Him when He comes near?

    Therefore God does not respect:

    • “Sacred” Catholic marriage.
    • Yehudi’s all-time marriages.
    • Muslim paradise.
    • Sexual orientation (including LGBT).
    • Porn and half-naked singers.
    • Russians that say “Sex is the main thing in life.”

    So, I mean this: God does not respect the most respected thing of mankind, sex. Definitely, God fits into the definition of a biggot.

  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

    • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
    • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
    • Politician: Freedom of religion!
    • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
    • (continuation depends on your religion)
  • Is this sect funnier that Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

    Poll
  • Religious registration

    The same people refuse to register their religious organizations in state registries “because it’s devil” and force their children to register sexual relations, because…?

  • An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy accomplished

    An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy (I remember for sure that such a prophecy exists, but I can’t find it in Internet, please comment with a reference.) says that the world will die as a result of forcibly parting ways of a loving couple of a man and a woman.

    It accomplished this way:

    I was 17, I met a 15 years girl. We started to speak. In scorn I asked her a question to laugh about a stupid answer. But she gave a correct answer. She is a genius!, though I. A few phrases, and I understood that she had essentially the same views as me.

    The girl was also very beautiful and I proposed her marriage. She agreed.

    We spoke about different things.

    Among other things, I started to speak about sex. I offered her sex. But after a second remembered it may produce a child. But she responded she never yet had menstruation and so would not bear a child. We had sex. (The law about child “abuse” did not matter: we didn’t reach legal responsibility age.)

    But our conspiracy was bad. Her father (He was a state official. Hm, maybe they were Maria Putina and Putin? I don’t remember that man’s look at all.) He forcibly parted us.

    So, the world died this way, because I had no dowry to make my financial state sane.

    This repeated several times. Apparently, I was also very happily married (apparently, without state registration) to a K-12 math teacher and to a math professor (both much elder than me, but I considered them young because despite of me being then a teenager, 24 or so years old women are sometimes felt by me as somehow too young) – maybe two math professors (one a white Russian and another black, probably American), but my head was hit so badly that I don’t know the details.

  • Why Homosexuality?

    In my opinion all widespread theories of homosexuality are false. The likely true theory of it is that homosexuality was developed by nature for maximally effective infecting the adversary.