ChronoSapiens: Time Machine and Religion

Category: Criticism

  • My letter to Israel government

    I’ve sent the following letter to several ministries (including Prime Minister Naftali Bennett) of Israel government:

    (“ternary relations” below is a typo, should be instead “ternary functions”.)

    Hello Israel,

    I am the man who works on carbon accounting, science financing, free software financing, journalism financing, and other common goods financing using cryptocurrency software, in other words, on the world-first post-capitalistic economy model.

    I also discovered for example the following axiomatic systems (everyone not less general than group theory!):

    not ∅ δ Y and not X δ ∅ and I∪J δ K ⇔ I δ K ∧ J δ K and K δ I∪J ⇔ K δ I ∧ K δ J
    triples on partially ordered sets (or on semilattices)
    ternary relations on partially ordered sets (or on semilattices)
    partially ordered semigroups
    partially ordered semicategories
    algebraic theory of formulas (“formulas of formulas”)

    In a very silly reason, my publication of these formulas failed, and I became unable to publish them (the error classifies as buffer overflow). If you’d lose group theory, mankind would die for sure, you lost several times.

    I was a Evangelical. Once I realized that Christianity is a distorted picture of the truth, and God said me that I will become one of the elves. (Also while being in Russia, I once had sex with an elvess who said that found me so much clever that I am worth to make a child for them, she said me that she is equally powerful and clever to Messiah. She proved that she is a real heaven being by several wonders, she also didn’t look like any human race.) I enjoyed that now when I don’t follow commandments anymore I can stop love (in an unknown incomprehensible reason why to love bastards) my enemies, including Christians and Jews, instead now I can kill you all. (God, thank you have not created me a dog, woman, man, Jew, but created me “Abraham”.)

    I decided to viify myself and stop working on my carbon accounting in the middle: I will call myself an elf, etc.: Everybody therefore will hate me and ignore all the fields of science I discovered, and all people will die in heat, without both mathematics and economics.

    But I have understood: It’s wrong to kill people, because even if we kill people, the radiation of your brains keeps doing harm. Destroying people’s souls, especially souls of tzadiks, to eliminate their harm is hard, therefore we have a better strategy: we want to keep you alive to be in contact with you. (I think, if you would not protect themselves from COVID, you would not have Delta, right? Likewise we don’t want to protect ourselves from you.)

    Thus I make you an offer:

    Collaborate on my blockchain project and don’t die from carbon and less us clean away together my viification of myself. Now I made my offer. Life and death I offered you today.

    A prophecy tells that only Israel will take a certain measure. Probably, Israel should become the nation of publishers. It seems to be possible using a new revolutionary data structure that I invented for my blockchain. (It also can be used to backup a disk every second without interruption.)

    https://blockchain.vporton.name
    Oh, my stories:
    https://after-gospel.vporton.name

    Related links:

  • About staying on one knee before biggots

    Did ever discrimination of blacks, latinos, Jews, produced a super-stupid (genius that lost contact with social knowledge)?

    Spartak? He isn’t really to be called a super

    But discrimination of biggots has a different effect, it produced:

    • Osam bin Laden
    • Trump
    • Me

    So, staying on one knee before biggots is much more appropriate than staying on one knee before blacks. Blacks are less dangerous. A single black or latino discriminated for being black or latino almost never causes the entire world economy to fall. Discrininated biggots do.

    Super-stupids are a product of cancel culture. Cancelers isolate somebody from the society, if a poor biggot survives, then they get a long time isolated specie entered into their ecosystem and die.

    P.S. I do fit into the definition of biggot.

  • Humanism Philosophy is a Stupid Nonsense

    The word humanism used to mean “everything is measured by a human”.

    Mad man, why not by mushrooms? Mushrooms accordingly latest scientific research are likely to be more clever than humans.

    Even a little piece of mold, much smaller than the brain of a professor, seems to be much smarter than a professor.

    Why don’t you measure everything by mold?

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation?

    Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks.

    Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman with non-sexual orientation? I would probably marry you.

  • God does not respect sex

    In my opinion, God does not respect sex at all.

    Contrary to what you think, God does not respect marriage, women, homosexuals, and transsexuals. (Have you noticed that I enumerated the things that are most respected by people? People respect good, honesty, generosity, active position etc. much less than marriage and other forms of sex.)

    So naughty God that He does not respect your holy things? Are you going to use your military airplanes against Him when He comes near?

    Therefore God does not respect:

    • “Sacred” Catholic marriage.
    • Yehudi’s all-time marriages.
    • Muslim paradise.
    • Sexual orientation (including LGBT).
    • Porn and half-naked singers.
    • Russians that say “Sex is the main thing in life.”
    • …

    So, I mean this: God does not respect the most respected thing of mankind, sex. Definitely, God fits into the definition of a biggot.

  • You have a bug in your operating system

    You have a bug in your operating system:

    • You have no API operation to send money to a given address without input.

  • Scientificism, a silly dislogic

    Scientificism, also sometimes called scientism, is the ideology that all knowledge should be scientific and hold by academia.

    • Scientificist: All data should be got from technological measurement devices.
    • Me: To measure a thing we need a device with a measurement arrow, to measure the position of the measurement arrow we need another device of the measurement arrow, to measure it, we need another device with arrow, … The cost of science is infinite.
    • Scientificist: Scientific knowledge belongs to academia.
    • Me: Wait, I hold a half of your shares!
    • Scientificist: Knowledge is published in scientific databases.
    • Me: Half of shares of scientific databases is held by a sexual maniac that reject science.
    • Scientificist: We base our objective knowledge on measurements.
    • Me: To define electron, we measure it with a brain, a brain has electrons inside, to define electron, we need to define electron first.
    • Scientificist: We work for the greatest, USA science!
    • Me: I got half of your economy.

  • A typical legal dialogue

    • Lawyer: We help everybody.
    • Victim: I had $300 and $200 were stolen.
    • Lawyer the service price is $2000.

  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

    • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
    • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
    • Politician: Freedom of religion!
    • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
    • (continuation depends on your religion)