Scientificism, also sometimes called scientism, is the ideology that all knowledge should be scientific and hold by academia.

• Scientificist: All data should be got from technological measurement devices.
• Me: To measure a thing we need a device with a measurement arrow, to measure the position of the measurement arrow we need another device of the measurement arrow, to measure it, we need another device with arrow, … The cost of science is infinite.
• Scientificist: Scientific knowledge belongs to academia.
• Me: Wait, I hold a half of your shares!
• Scientificist: Knowledge is published in scientific databases.
• Me: Half of shares of scientific databases is held by a sexual maniac that reject science.
• Scientificist: We base our objective knowledge on measurements.
• Me: To define electron, we measure it with a brain, a brain has electrons inside, to define electron, we need to define electron first.
• Scientificist: We work for the greatest, USA science!
• Me: I got half of your economy.