Telosism (the Biblical Post-Christian Religion)

Category: Science

  • Rabis, please discuss: Is pig kosher now?

    In Israel there were stolen $50 trillion.

    In your opinion, is after this pig kosher, because compared to stealing $50T eating pig is so much insignificant that it is well insignificant?

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation?

    Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks.

    Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman with non-sexual orientation? I would probably marry you.

  • Scientificism, a silly dislogic

    Scientificism, also sometimes called scientism, is the ideology that all knowledge should be scientific and hold by academia.

    • Scientificist: All data should be got from technological measurement devices.
    • Me: To measure a thing we need a device with a measurement arrow, to measure the position of the measurement arrow we need another device of the measurement arrow, to measure it, we need another device with arrow, … The cost of science is infinite.
    • Scientificist: Scientific knowledge belongs to academia.
    • Me: Wait, I hold a half of your shares!
    • Scientificist: Knowledge is published in scientific databases.
    • Me: Half of shares of scientific databases is held by a sexual maniac that reject science.
    • Scientificist: We base our objective knowledge on measurements.
    • Me: To define electron, we measure it with a brain, a brain has electrons inside, to define electron, we need to define electron first.
    • Scientificist: We work for the greatest, USA science!
    • Me: I got half of your economy.

  • Are condoms a good protection?

    • Propagandist: Condoms are a very good protection against STIs.
    • Doctors: Syphilis is transmitted also through skin touching.
    • Propagandist: Well, I meant that syphilis can be treated by antibiotics.
    • Scientists: Antibiotics don’t work with new brands of bacteria we “vaccinated” by giving them wrong doses of antibiotics in the past.

  • “Believe in yourself.”

    You often hear “Believe in yourself.”

    But can you prove that you are right?

    Let model your brain a formal system (something that proves theorems, see a math studybook for details). There is a theorem: If a formal system contains arithmetic, then it cannot prove its own non-contradictness.

    Conslusion: If you believe in yourself, you don’t know arithmetic (or else you believe without a proof).

  • Language drift is one of the biggest problems of Russia

    One of the biggest problems of Russia is language drift:

    To explain I will tell how it happened:

    Russian tsar and his friends decided to hire “great writers” so hat they would use figurative speech so much extensively that the original meaning of words would be forgotten.

    “Great writers” were greatly advertised and the past was effectively forgotten.

    Communists continued this tsarism practice and damaged Russian language even more.

    Modern Russian academics keep preserving Russian language being damaged.

  • An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy accomplished

    An ancient Russian Orthodox prophecy (I remember for sure that such a prophecy exists, but I can’t find it in Internet, please comment with a reference.) says that the world will die as a result of forcibly parting ways of a loving couple of a man and a woman.

    It accomplished this way:

    I was 17, I met a 15 years girl. We started to speak. In scorn I asked her a question to laugh about a stupid answer. But she gave a correct answer. She is a genius!, though I. A few phrases, and I understood that she had essentially the same views as me.

    The girl was also very beautiful and I proposed her marriage. She agreed.

    We spoke about different things.

    Among other things, I started to speak about sex. I offered her sex. But after a second remembered it may produce a child. But she responded she never yet had menstruation and so would not bear a child. We had sex. (The law about child “abuse” did not matter: we didn’t reach legal responsibility age.)

    But our conspiracy was bad. Her father (He was a state official. Hm, maybe they were Maria Putina and Putin? I don’t remember that man’s look at all.) He forcibly parted us.

    So, the world died this way, because I had no dowry to make my financial state sane.

    This repeated several times. Apparently, I was also very happily married (apparently, without state registration) to a K-12 math teacher and to a math professor (both much elder than me, but I considered them young because despite of me being then a teenager, 24 or so years old women are sometimes felt by me as somehow too young) – maybe two math professors (one a white Russian and another black, probably American), but my head was hit so badly that I don’t know the details.

  • Netta and SEO

    Hi Netta. As far as I understand from telepathy, I don’t much deviate you from the work. So, yet a letter:

    This is my favorite song. I am almost sure you know Russian (or is it a spiritual translator?), the song is in Russian. Comically this great song is song by a group that is also famous for such things as zoofile songs.

    So, I write to tell that I seems to definitely notice that YouTube’s algorithm (note that YouTube is a subsidiary of Google) noticed our relation. But I am not sure if YouTube thinks about what you wrote somewhere, your friends wrote, or your non-friends wrote, or extrapolates what I wrote alone, or is it a spirit, too?

  • Why Homosexuality?

    In my opinion all widespread theories of homosexuality are false. The likely true theory of it is that homosexuality was developed by nature for maximally effective infecting the adversary.

  • The Bible Tells That Seraphim is Above Messiah

    So, the Bible says

    1 In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple.

    2 Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. 3 And they were calling to one another:

    “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord Almighty;
    the whole earth is full of his glory.”

    4 At the sound of their voices the doorposts and thresholds shook and the temple was filled with smoke.

    Isaiah 6

    So, when seraphim speak, the temple shakes.

    Here, it’s said that seraphim is above the Lord (verse 2). The Lord here in verse 1 is a translation of the Hebrew word Adonai (in verse 3 the same word “Lord” is a different word in Hebrew original), and accordingly to my understanding it refers to Messiah that is the man who has an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that makes wonders and goes through informational barriers that connect him to God).

    Accordingly my interpretation, seraph is an active galaxy. So, it apparently means that active galaxies have NP-complete algorithms too, and they are above Messiah (because they are bigger). And every active galaxy, apparently, has an efficient NP-complete algorithm, because they are big and old and have enough time and power to evolve to discover it.

    But seraphim do not do what human Messiah does, they do a different thing: They shake the temple, not build it.

    So, yes, the statement that “the religion of spirit of fire is above Chrisitianity and Judaism” is true.