Telosism (the Biblical Post-Christian Religion)

Category: Psychology

  • Секс – это просто переливание жидкостей?

    Встретившись с девушкой, Нэш спросил: секс – это просто перивание жидкостей, не так ли?

    Дура дала ему посчечину. Но это был экзаменационный вопрос: ты думаешь что любовь мужчины и женщины – это высокое чувство? Нэш решил: если женщина так считает, она недостойна быть его женой.

    Вопрос на собеседовании на мусорщика: ты считаешь что уборка мусора будет главным делом твоей жизни? Если кандидат ответил да, то его не берут: у него нет перспектив карьерного роста.

    Секс важнее уборки мусора, но принцип тот же.

    Вопрос осложен тем, что есть порн на космическом ютубе: Бог взял на небо не только мужчин Еноха и Илию и других, но и некоторых женщин. Так что, на небе, как ни странно есть секс. Супер-люди-телепаты из космоса знакомятся на этом сайте и нередко в форме сексуальных образов (у них же нет стыда, как у Адама и Евы). Но попавшие в космический эфир мозги земных людей обычно реагируют очень неадекватно. Это создает проблемы людям, и на небе земные люди тоже сильно надоели (но иногда случалось что, например, земных женщин брали в жены небожителям). Это называется смешным словосочетанием “высокая любовь”.

  • A laughable mistake of all psychologists

    Psychologists define the weird silly English phrase “down to the Earth” (what the Hell? how is it related to Earth?) as “honest and open human”.

    And their pseudoscience assigns to this psychotype such traits as humility and modesty.

    The facts are:

    Rev. 11:10 “The living down to the earth will gloat over them and will celebrate by sending each other gifts, because these two prophets had tormented those who live on the earth.”

    • There are only two people of this psychotype (honest and open), the rest ~billion people who claim this psychotype dishonestly close their real psychotype.
    • If I am one of just two such great people I have no reason to “modestly” close (reverse of open!) and lie that I am just a humble and nothing more. I am exceedingly great because I am “down to the Earth” in this sense.

    The laughable mistake of psychologists is: believing into “I never say good things about myself, therefore I am modest.” 🙂

    So the two prophets tormented ourselves. Our acts in the past (after we were in a time machine) tormented ourselves: these who openly said truths before people, people beat namely such ones.

    I explain in the rest of this blog what we did in the past and what was our mistake.

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • What is my sexual orientation?

    What is my sexual orientation?

    Disgusting bastard, my orientation is not sexual! I am oriented to mathematics. It seems I am the only man on the Earth that has non-sexual orientation, rewrite disgusting bastard orientation science textbooks.

    Well, I am in a man’s body and my hardware does want a woman. Is there any woman with non-sexual orientation? I would probably marry you.

  • You have a bug in your operating system

    You have a bug in your operating system:

    • You have no API operation to send money to a given address without input.

  • What is ambivalent?

    “Ambivalent” is a word invented to hospitalize to a psychiatric hospital a human if he/she knows a scientific paradox.

    If I like appearance of a prostitute but dislike her STI, should I be hospitalized for being ambivalent (that’s a symptom of schizophrenia).

  • “Believe in yourself.”

    You often hear “Believe in yourself.”

    But can you prove that you are right?

    Let model your brain a formal system (something that proves theorems, see a math studybook for details). There is a theorem: If a formal system contains arithmetic, then it cannot prove its own non-contradictness.

    Conslusion: If you believe in yourself, you don’t know arithmetic (or else you believe without a proof).

  • Why Homosexuality?

    In my opinion all widespread theories of homosexuality are false. The likely true theory of it is that homosexuality was developed by nature for maximally effective infecting the adversary.

  • Question: What Would You Do If God Told You “Do what you want”?

    God told me: “Do what you want.” (TBD: Explain how God delivered me this message. It happened after people essentially stole ~$50 trillion from me – my formulas – well, for me they cost exceedingly more than $50 trillion – and God started to speak with me about the revenge.)

    After this I did such things as:

    Now, reader, please answer: What would you do if God came to you and say “Do what you want.”

  • War of Idiots for Science

    • Evangelicals behaving in such a way that others discriminate them
    • Atheistic liberals, etc. killing millions of Evangelicals by hunger in process of their fight for non-discrimination
    • by silencing our voices as the reaction of us wanting to speak
    • especially Victor Porton, the best mathematician ever, by his attempt to disinform the society that he is dishonest 🙂
    • while the brothers Evangelicals didn’t feed him because they judged him for judging them in his mind (“Don’t think about monkeys!”)
    • and their super-mean “forgive and forget” (a successful attempt to kill as many geniuses as possible) from Nelson Mandela, what can be done only using a narcotic (note also his anti-scientific “all people are equal” who made me inequal in rights with idiots, because I am not equal to them)
    • saying them are doing the will of God to punish me (They are say they are a part of God, why didn’t they change their part of God’s will.) Likewise with subjects of the trade not helping me saying they are not to violate market principles,
    • because they are believers in the fake document “Russian constitution” with such hardcore lies as “all citizens have equal rights” and “everybody can confess his religion”
    • … and my Russian Orthodox cousin Sveta Borisova often annoying me with repeating the phrase “The greatest sin is an unaccepted genius.” on which I was unable to explain her than I am exactly this, and fervently “fighting” with “spirit of fire”, closed the door of her house when I asked her for food, (Should she be hospitalized to a mental hospital for a contradiction in her mind: she says she is Russian Orthodox and she allocates 0 to help poors?)
    • me being super-proud of his humility
    • because Russian morality deprived him of food an beat as a result of honesty
    • bringing him to delirium (for sure I did rape, I suspect I am also the source of flat Earth “theory” and some of anti-cilmate efforts) and making him lie
    • because they wanted them to stop following the Gospel what means to stop love them and effectively hate them (make them harm)
    • not feed by the church because they “didn’t need geniuses” (while all time proclaiming that they want to have understanding)
    • fails receiving scientific degree and grants,
    • so publishing an important discovery in a bad publication venue, so that it is not taken seriously, and failing the development of science finally (in other words, making people “ants”)
    • namely this 400 pages text was published with a Russian publisher with no English download page
    • and scientists who strive against irrational Elseiver greed following irrational 19 century rule to differentiate between short (articles) and long texts (books),
    • so making Victor unable to properly publish the 400 pages math text because of its length
    • what accordingly a part of mathematics, computer science, is a childish error called “buffer overflow”
    • because science research leaders despise people with no degree in order to protect science from failing
    • because of their anti-scientific (remember Nash?, advise you journalists all the time) belief that a religious person cannot be a scientist
    • as a result of his generous effort to give his discoveries for free in order to have more readers
    • as a result of misinformation by scientists who never researched which troubles an “amateur” may meet attempting to publish
    • in a much degree because of Greta Thumberg who praises liberals who attack Victor Porton
    • with violence because he is not exactly complies with their liberal philosophy that includes non-violence
    • and attacks of hedonists who believe that other people’s interests are not important (and as implication, that other people should not be attacked)
    • in the form of Russian Orthodoxes who hate Victor for having a “spirit of fire”
    • what is the same a seraphim to which they pray
    • and with psychics who perceive “informational filed” which is in reality an electromagnetic radiation with Evangelicals who perceive Christ who is the electromagnetic radiation of the universe
    • … and scientists who deny existence of Christ
    • and an attempt to prove that he is a scientist by passing an Israel university course didn’t happen because of the Israel’s nation attempt to force everybody to speak Hebrew, Victor didn’t find a good job and didn’t allocate money for Hebrew study,
    • and Evangelicals who all the time say that they to serve to God not to their own ministry didn’t help me with money to save world economy from that giant failure “because it is not our ministry”
    • and Victor who was clearly winning a $5000 prize and apparently succeeding to persuade Ethereum community to allocate a big part of money fails his attempt to make trillions of dollars of Ethereum used for common goods such as climate mitigation
    • because he was offended by her girlfriend who wanted to become “independent” and therefore refused to participate in Victor’s business and refusing to hear his advice that would explain how to use cryptocurrency for financial independence
    • and Victor under influence of radiation of a (Chinese) electronic lamp with a sparkling contact (If Victor didn’t know physics, he would believe that the lamp and rented a new apartment to eliminate the radiation may be harmful, but he “knew” that laws of physics don’t allow this before discovering that this high frequency schema is sparkling.)
    • what Victor for himself proved by researching the perceived level of noise inside his head dependently on his position in the apartment, scientifically proving that it is not acoustic and therefore electromagnetic waves that make noise inside his head (what contradicts to established science that people don’t perceive electromagnetic waves, what contradicts to established science that solar storms cause health problems)
    • failed social relations
    • because of him being discriminated in the past having not enough social relations practice
    • failed their anti-discrimination rules
    • and so climate became worse.

    So, the statement that I am the smartest human in known History essentially passed peer review (it has no refutations on Quora, an expert q/a site), but my my actual discoveries to which I refer there did not pass peer review. 🙂 (except of that Russian publication that blocked further development of science)

    “Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of Einstein” – this is not what Einstein said, but it is what he meant.