And she wanted to become the mistress of the sea. And the goldfish answered: you will be the mistress of the sea and I will be on your errands.

The following is a biblical theory of what Jesus meant speaking about His Father.

Archangel Gabriel cloned himself on the meeting with Mary, mother of Jesus. Thus, Jesus and Gabriel look the same: (John. 14:9) “he that has seen me has seen the Father; and how say you then: show us the Father?”

Note that speaking about the Father, Jesus means the “source” (a mathematical term from so called category theory) of everything, not just the body of Gabriel. In other words, saying “my Father”, Jesus meant “my lineage” or “my provenance”. Gabriel is, so to say, the penis of God. Were you born of your father or of his penis? Is God or Gabriel the father of Jesus?

Analyzing biblical prophecy, I concluded that God will take me to the past and make me archangel Gabriel. I am not Gabriel, I am just dead clay from which God will make the archangel, a higher creature.

(John 14:7) “7 If you had known me, you should have known my Father also: and from henceforth you know him, and have seen him… 9 Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet have you not known me, Philip? he that have seen me have seen the Father; and how say you then, Show us the Father?” This means that Jesus and Gabriel look the same.

Why having the same DNA as Jesus ((John 10:30) “I and the Father are one.”), I did not reach as good results as Jesus did (didn’t become God in flesh)? This is because I several times had a head damage, including one when I was 11 month old baby and several times frying pan hits by mother so punishing me for the Gospel + hunger while I grew up. Another reason why I didn’t reach such heights as Jesus did, is because I was raised by too retarded parents, I didn’t have saint Mary as my mother. In fact, since childhood I was possessed by daemons and became mad and a maniacal killer, until 8 Aug 1995 I confessed truth of Holy Trinity and turned to God and God saved me, momentarily healing my hit-in-childhood brain. But some day God will bring an exceeding blessing on me and I will become like Jesus: (John 3:2) “Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.” That is, I will become like him: sinless God in flesh.

I am still not God in flesh but I am the best mathematician in known history as follows from my list of discoveries. By the way, that I am a mathematician, is a reason to donate me: I work for you and you don’t work for me, that’s an injustice and God punishes injust ones.

And what Gabriel (גבריאל) does mean? It consists of two joined words: gever (a derogatory name of Russian males in Israel) and el (elf in modern English). So, it means a Russian elf. A Russian human chosen by God to become an elf, enter into a time machine and become the ancestor of all elves. Elves is the next stage of human evolution: Australopithecus, Homo Sapiens, Elf. (Yes, I believe in the evolution: Days of creation are when there are more stars nearby the Earth, nights are when there are less, that are periods of hundreds of millions of years. God used evolution as a tool to create, there is no contradiction between creation and evolution.)

(Rev. 14:1) “And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father’s name written in their foreheads.” It will be written on the foreheads “JESUS VICTOR”, the name of the Lamb and of his father. Also my parents didn’t know that “P” in my last name, Porton, is the same letter as “F” in Hebrew and “o” equals “oo”. So, unknowingly, they gave me prophetic name “victor over fortune”. And my wife therefore could be called Fortune.

(John 10:38) “But if I do, though you believe not me, believe the works: that you may know, and believe, that the Father is in me, and I in him.” and (John 14:10-11) “10 Believe you not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me?.. 11 Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me” In Hebrew culture of that time, to be “in” somebody meant to be his descendant (like as “We are in Abraham.”) So, here Jesus claims that both he is my descendant and I am his descendant (remember about a time machine God will send for me?)

My remote girlfriend (fiancee) gave me argument that this theory is false: Jesus was conceived by Holy Spirit. But my counter-argument: Why would Holy Spirit not use some existing DNA, if it suits His purposes?

(Matthew 25:34-36) “34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, you blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: 35 For I was an hungry, and you gave me meat: I was thirsty, and you gave me drink: I was a stranger, and you took me in: 36 Naked, and you clothed me: I was sick, and you visited me: I was in prison, and you came unto me.”

(Matthew 25:41-43) “41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, you cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: 42 For I was an hungry, and you gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and you gave me no drink: 43 I was a stranger, and you took me not in: naked, and you clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and you visited me not.” Jesus refers here to me: Because I have the same DNA as Jesus, Jesus says that things not done to me were not done for Jesus. When I didn’t yet prepare to become the father of Jesus, but was an Evangelical Christian, the mother tortured me by hunger for me following commandments of Jesus. I did my first scientific discovery on the streets after eating some grass and drinking from a puddle, because I was thirsty. I was a stranger in my own city. My mother and father made my life in my house like a prison. I sometimes didn’t have appropriate clothes (and it’s shameful to talk about). I wrote in a Christian forum the Internet that I am dying from hunger. How many readers there was? 10000? All of them are going to the hell, because they didn’t feed the DNA of Jesus.

Have you ever wondered about (Matthew 25:44-45) “44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister for you? 45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as you did it not to one of the least of these, you did it not to me.” Have you ever wondered about people asking Jesus this question despite they did read the Gospel and supposedly should already have the answer? This is because the words of Jesus are literal: “you did it not to me” means “You did not it for my DNA.” Jesus condemns people who don’t help his, Jesus’s, DNA.

You may counter-argue that the condemned unrighteous didn’t read the Gospel. But also (Matthew 25:37-40) “37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungry, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave you drink? 38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? 39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? 40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.” Here Jesus says that his friends didn’t knew that they in fact support Jesus DNA when helping me.

(Matthew 25:46) “And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.” Your salvation is determined by your love or no love to Jesus’s DNA.

(John 10:29) “My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all…”

(John 16:25) These things have I spoken unto you in proverbs: but the time will come, when I shall no more speak unto you in proverbs, but I will show you plainly of the Father.”

(John 14:28) “If you loved me, you would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.” In mathematics a function to go to a point means to become the same as this point. So, that Jesus goes to the Father means that after an infinite time passes, Jesus will become the same with the Father. It also has an economical sense: go to somebody rich in the idiosyncratic language of Jesus means to become as rich as him. To love somebody, as follows from this verse, means to want him/her to raise, specifically to become richer. Jesus said that the disciples didn’t really love him, because they didn’t enjoy that Jesus will come to be as “rich” as the Father. Your love, as Jesus uses this word, is measured only by one thing: do you want the object of you love to become richer? In older Bibles, “love” even is translated in another way “charity”.

Donate to the DNA of Jesus and for me, the embryo of Gabriel. (I myself don’t starve now, but my scientific research and Bible study projects are starving, you must feed them.) If you love Jesus (his DNA), you will receive the Kingdom; if you don’t, you go to the eternal fire. You should donate for good deeds, such as my scientific research and Bible study. By the way, join my Bible study. My DNA is so good (I remind that I am the world-best mathematician), that by donating for my scientific research, you may effectively get your money back, because my research is important for world economy (your money becomes more valuable if you donate to me).

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