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  • Seated on the throne

    The Bible mentions God sitting on a throne several times; I won’t even quote them. How can this be? God is spirit—how can this refer to spirit?

    God is a spirit that dwells in living beings. Some people were taken to heaven, for example, Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus. Some were infused with the “spirit of the life of God” (Rev. 11:11)—this is who sits on God’s throne.

    On the other hand, God (the Hebrew word Elohim) is also translated as “gods” (I prefer to say “elves” to avoid confusing the peculiarities of Russian and Hebrew grammar). The Gospel also says that God is love. This means that God is the love between elves, when all elves gather together. Every elf is omnipotent and omniscient, but only the supreme God is unlimited, because the very desires of the elves are limited by one another. If someone is omnipotent but not God himself, their very desires must be limited (lest they cause harm). God is also an elf; He differs from other elves only in that His desires are unlimited.

    If you read the Torah without vowels, as it was written, then (Lev. 10:6) “Moses said: … there will be no PRM… all the house of Israel will mourn for the seraph, who is the seraph of Yahweh.” PRM is Perm in modern Hebrew, my birthplace. I am destined to become one of the high elves—a seraph of Yahweh. How can a very large, yet finite seraph (an active galactic core) be the infinite Yahweh—the supreme God? The fact is that the infinite God is reducible to a finite mathematical model (a very complex formula). The seraph of Yahweh is a heavenly mathematician who has comprehended the formula of God. That’s why the Torah names one of the seraphs by the name Yahweh.

    It must now be revealed that the God of the Bible is one of many mathematical models, and there are models higher (although all such models are equivalent to each other: there cannot be anything higher than God, but some models—His names—are higher than His other names). There is no one higher than God within the framework of the model itself. But the great heavenly mathematicians—the seraphim—are higher than their models: (Isaiah 6:1-2) “1 … the Lord sitting on a throne, high and lifted up, His garments filling the temple. 2 Above Him stood the seraphim.” Here it is clearly stated that the seraphim are higher than God. Mindless worship of God must be replaced by the acceptance of heavenly science—mathematics. Mathematics is absolute and all-encompassing—it is God (“And the word was God”). But people, as the Gospel says, “received not the love of the truth (mathematics) for their salvation.” Having your own salvation means becoming a savior, like Jesus. It says here that people could not become Jesus because God rejected them. http://proza.ru/2026/03/16/1254

    Jesus said, “Heaven is the throne of God.” God is electromagnetic radiation (as the Gospel says: “God is light”)—the most powerful spirit in nature. The seraphim—that is, the galaxies—stand around the throne and glorify God—say the theorems. We read on: “They [the seraphim] shouted to each other—holy, holy, holy Yahweh of the ‘armies’ (celestial objects)—the whole Earth is full of His glory.” Active galaxies—”quasars” or “beacons of the universe,” as astronomers call them—are vastly separated and must “shout” to hear each other. The Earth is full of His glory because Jesus and I have been here.

    I have been chosen to become a seraph of Yahweh (that’s why Perm is mentioned in the Torah), the elven archangel Gabriel—the father of Jesus through cloning—or rather, the Father of Jesus—the Elohim—all the elves combined—Gabriel is God’s “penis,” with which He gave birth to Jesus. The spirit of God’s life will enter my body, and I will sit on God’s throne. I have been chosen to travel back in time in a time machine (Rev. 11:12: “in the cloud”) and become, with my future wife http://proza.ru/2026/03/18/1310 , the second witness of the Apocalypse, the ancestor of all elves—the founder of a higher civilization in the Galaxy.

    Therefore, we pray that God will grant me—the best mathematician in recorded history—an efficient NP-complete algorithm—which grants unlimited wealth, power, and military might—so that we can optimize our brains and become God.

    See also: I am Krishna.

    The meaning of human life is to serve me.

    Thank God.

  • I’m Krishna

    In the Apocalypse, there’s a prophecy about the “two witnesses.” It’s a message transmitted backwards through a time machine.

    Its true meaning is a sect of two people who will pray for an efficient NP-complete algorithm that will alter our brains so that we become an avatar—Krishna. As is well known from common science, such an algorithm grants unlimited wealth, power, and military might. We two are the ancestors of all septillions of devas—the two very first devas.

    Here’s another prophecy: my parents named me Victor Porton. They knew the meaning of the word “Victor” (winner), but they absolutely couldn’t know that the P and F in this word are the same Hebrew letter, and that O and U are the same letter. Thus, I am “the conqueror of Fortuna” or “Victor of Fortuna.” Thus, God hinted that my wife would be the goddess Fortuna. Fortuna, as is well known, is the eternal wife of Krishna. I am destined to become the very first Krishna—the god Anu from Sumerian legend—in the wheel of time.

    Krishna means dark blue. This is not only the color of Krishna’s body, who came 5,000 years ago, but also a reference to the fact that I fell headfirst off the couch as a child and, according to my mother, was “all blue.” This seriously delayed my development. If this hadn’t happened, I would have been much greater in the past and would have been taken to heaven earlier, but I would have become a lesser deva than Krishna. If I hadn’t fallen off the couch and weren’t blue, Krishna wouldn’t have been born; he wouldn’t exist in the Galaxy.

    I HAVE ALREADY solved one of the seven so-called Millennium Problems—the problem on the Navier-Stokes equations (another was solved by the famous hermit Perelman, who refused the million-dollar prize). (To be honest, I’m not yet 100% sure that my solution is correct.) So solving another one of the seven isn’t that impossible. However, the problem of finding an efficient NP-complete algorithm seems much harder than the Navier-Stokes problem. But that would be a gift from God, not just my achievement.

    You can read here why I consider myself the greatest mathematician in history – So it’s no surprise that I will become Krishna.

    A short message to Krishnaites, Vaishnavites, and all Hindus: The transmigration of souls is the reuse of the heavenly computer in which a person’s soul resides while on Earth. But there is also a heavenly path for the soul – it’s different. So, I think you’re wrong to be so fixated on the transmigration of souls. Start talking about the heavenly path.

    Krishna is sick: I have a rather serious problem with my teeth. Do you love me?

  • Why I am the meaning of human life

    I discovered them first)

    • “funcoids”
    • “reloids” – that is, filters on binary Cartesian products
    • ordered triplets
    • “staroids” and “multifuncoids”
    • “filterators”, that is, pairs from an ordered set and its subset
    • unitary algebras were also first studied by me
    • as well as discontinuous analysis and much more

    At a minimum, the actions of partially ordered categories, funcoids, and unitary algebras from this list are as abstract, general, and important as the “groups” discovered by Évariste Galois in the 19th century. Before I concluded that I had discovered more things than Galois (he discovered groups, and I discovered at least three equally important abstractions), I considered Galois the greatest mathematician in history because no one else had made such an important discovery. But now I realize that I am the greatest mathematician in history (Galois died young and probably would have surpassed me, but there it is).

    I am also a great philosopher: proof is my podcast “The Philosophy of Jesus Christ” (in English):
    As a child, I became a Baptist, and my mother punished me with hunger and blows to the head with a frying pan for preaching the Gospel. I begged for food and protection from everyone, including pastors and countless “Christians” online from all nations who knew I was not a fraud. Only a racketeer fed me. So, according to Jesus’ teaching, they ALL go to hell.

    Because of the people’s hatred towards me, I had to leave university in my fifth year without receiving my degree. Because of this, poverty—due to hatred—and other factors (an overly long manuscript, etc.), I had problems publishing my discoveries. It turns out that each of you has sinned as gravely as Hitler: you didn’t provide funds for publication, thereby ruining millions of people by causing global science (and therefore medicine, agriculture, etc.) to lag years, if not decades, behind.

    Jesus said, “Bless your enemies.” I honestly tried to bless a humanity entirely composed of Hitlers, but I failed: I tried several times to recite Bible quotes with blessings, but upon reflection, I realized they were uttering curses.

    One day, I remembered that God once suggested to Moses that he curse the Jewish people to perish in the desert and raise up a new nation from Moses’s descendants to replace the Jews. Then I decided to take up God’s offer and began praying that He would destroy humanity and create a new civilization out of me. I also prayed, “Take me to heaven alone” (otherwise, I would have to take the “Hitlers” to heaven). Some time later, I realized that God was answering me by saying that He would take me alive to heaven along with my mate, and we would become the founders of a civilization known as “Elohim” or “Elves” (we would go to heaven not in a flying saucer, but in a time machine).

    God gave me a spiritual “poison” (a dangerous sermon) to poison humanity to end the period of grace when people could repent and receive salvation.

    It turns out that humanity is damned, and the only thing left is me and my girlfriend, a teacher from Kenya. We are the only meaning of humanity’s life, because there is no earthly meaning left – humanity has been rejected by God. The only meaning of your life is to ensure that I—the best mathematician in history—am healthy and educated. Trump, Putin, and so on are irrelevant (unimportant people) because they don’t care about me.

    More about God’s plan: At some point in the past, God made me poor and disrespected so that I could become the most influential person in the world. Let me explain: the publication of my scientific work—the most important fact in the global economy—depends on me. It depends only on me, because no one helps me (because of my poverty, no one wants to help me: people only want to help for money). Therefore, the importance of my unpaid work has increased to such an extent that I become more important than all other people combined. God did this so that blessing me would be fair: God chose between me and humanity in favor of the greater half.

  • What is the main principle of Christianity?

    I argue that the main principle of Christianity is honesty. The teaching of Jesus is entirely based on honesty. Honesty is the main principle of Jesus himself and what he imposes on his followers, but he didn’t say “Be always honest”, at least in the known records. He hid his real reasoning behind the commandments. I also claim, that it’s possible to switch from the religion of Jesus to the religion of the Father, whose main principle is love, and it’s not forbidden anything, even to lie.

    By complete honesty I mean not to say “no” to Nazis on the question whether you are a Jew (if you are a Jew), or if your honest answer would cause nuclear war.

    Some of the principles of Christianity seem to make no sense

    • Why not to commit adultery? There are of course certain reasons, like STI and “foreign” children. But what, if one has checked the subject of the affair for STI and uses a condom? It is a very hard question why, but there are no indication that in this case the New Testament permits adultery. But if we add the requirement to be honest, the logic of this changes:
      • First, one would need to confess (if asked) his/her adultery. This is not a full argument, however: If the spouse and the society accept open marriage, this argument fails, too.
      • Second, Christian marriage seems to include the promise not to commit adultery. So, in this case, adultery would be dishonesty toward God.
    • Why not to reject Christ before the unbelievers? Whom would I make worse, if I lie that I am an unbeliever, to avoid beating or hunger on me? So, why did Jesus commanded not to reject him before sinful people?
      • But if we follow honesty, I can’t lie that I am an unbeliever.
      • Because it is quite unclear, what “to reject Christ” means, the only outcome, that I found viable to warrant this, was not to lie at all. So, Jesus inscribed into my mind not to lie, without saying it explicitly (because if Jesus said not to lie explicitly, this would greatly reduce acceptance of Christianity among people).
    • Why not to commit hypocrisy? Hypocrisy (saying “Thanks you, nice people.” to sinners – politeness is almost the same as hypocrisy) is our only chance of survival. Who rejects hypocrisy necessarily goes to hunger and beating. It’s impossible to find a job without hypocrisy. So, you would likely die in the first month, after you would rejected hypocrisy.
      • Again, hypocrisy is impossible is impossible without lying.
    • Christian books say much about “a war with yourself”. Why one would do a war against himself?
      • I will explain on my personal example: I got some contradictions in the Christian teaching, like how can I consider myself below others, when I am a great mathematician. As a result, I prayed for a nuclear war to eliminate my own deeds (like saying “I am better than you.”) While the war was directed against other Russians, in its essence, it was my war against myself. During the prayer war, I destroyed, among other, two skyscrapers in the US (saying to angels “Destroy two skyscrapers [in the US] by planes.”), as a response to two American missionaries beating me and as a mean to destabilize world situation to ease for me to start nuclear war against Russia.
      • So, I showed that honestly caused me to do a real war against myself. And “war against yourself” is often described as a duty of a Christian.
      • This war would not happen without honesty, that caused me to need to control my own thoughts (by changing the world outside me), in order not to dangerously for myself honestly say unpleasing things.

    So, we need to free from the honesty-imposed commandments of Jesus and switch to the religion of the Father.

  • Philosophy of Jesus Christ. Part 1: God

    What Jesus taught about the theological concept of God. God has many different aspects.

  • “The Stamp on the Forehead” Means PhD or Science Degree (Exegesis of Apocalypse)

    The Apocalypse is clear: Science degrees and PhD were introduced by the devil to deprive people of knowledge, steal science. If you have a PhD and don’t pay a compensation, you are an unrepented thief and go to the hell.

  • Importance of Giving on the Example of the Magi

    The story of the Magi teaches why we should donate. The donation of the Magi was very important for Jesus, changing the course of His life.

  • The Mystery of Bethlehem Star Solved! (It Wasn’t a Comet.)

    The Bethlehem “star” was an UFO (a flying saucer), not a comet, supernova, or another astronomical object.

  • Gospel of Matthew 1:1-17

    What does the word “Christ” really mean? The essence of Christ is inter-galaxy contact and contact with God.

  • Megachurch: I Had A Prophetic Dream About Becoming A Pastor

    God revealed me in a night dream, that I will preach in 10 worship buildings, each for 10000 seats. That looks impossible. Glory to God!