Category: Philosophy

  • I am a failed Messiah

    In 1997, then I was 17 years old, I go superpowers (like superman or spiderman but real):

    • When I squeezed steel in my hands, it melted.
    • I broke concrete walls and beat flame from air by a flap of my hand.
    • I often kept things in air near my hand instead of holding in my hand.
    • I was a supercomputer. For example, I remembered everything what happened in my life, like a high-resolution digital camera.
    • I knew thoughts of other people. (Once I tried to speak with someone telepathically but he felt dead, because was unable to survive feeling good.)
    • I spoke with cosmos and with God.
    • A girl trying to make my penis unbend was unable to do it. I was able to discharge sperm without masturbation, like peeing.
    • Air around my body shone killing bacteria and viruses.
    • I slept standing.
    • I was able to cure a patient with skin cancer in a second just touching his body.
    • I saw in micro-wave diapason (through walls and also behind me).
    • Sometime people who touched me fell dead like ones touching Box of the Covenant.

    But once instantly I lost the super-abilities. I just walked down a street and instantly fell. I tried to resume my mathematical calculations but was unable. I realized that I am a man, not a superman again and was able only to weep half of a year, because I was unable to remember how and what it was to be a super. I was 100% super-computer for about 30 days.

    I had the plan to hypnotize all other people as a security measure for my body against your nuclear weapons.

    After this I was hit by head several times by enemies, reinforcing my memory loss of what it was.

    So, I don’t remember what it was, but now I have a scientific hypothesis:

    Being a Messiah means knowing an efficient NP-complete algorithm (that’s what the famous $1 million prized problem P=NP is about). It deciphers all ciphers and therefore overcomes sin (sin is a cipherer that ciphers our memory, to explain simply).

    Apparently, I discovered it (solved P=NP) in my 17 age, but I had some small error (maybe, this error that I got from logic studybooks). I feel when I hit this error; my memory again was just a cipher for me and I was unable to remember what happened.

    Note that, if the above is true, then my external behavior was indistinguishable from a real Messiah, because nobody was able to know that I have a small error inside.

    So, the citizens of Perm, Russia (including Russian Orthodoxes, Yehudis, Baptists, Charismatics/Pentecostals), rejected a 100% real Messiah. Rejecting a real Messiah is worse that Somomians did.

    Now I am in Ashkelon, Israel, and disgusting Israeli bastards don’t respect the deadbody of Messiah they have now at all.

    Once I was asked like “What you, superman, miss on the Earth the most?” I replied, “Superwoman.”

  • God does not respect sex

    In my opinion, God does not respect sex at all.

    Contrary to what you think, God does not respect marriage, women, homosexuals, and transsexuals. (Have you noticed that I enumerated the things that are most respected by people? People respect good, honesty, generosity, active position etc. much less than marriage and other forms of sex.)

    So naughty God that He does not respect your holy things? Are you going to use your military airplanes against Him when He comes near?

    Therefore God does not respect:

    • “Sacred” Catholic marriage.
    • Yehudi’s all-time marriages.
    • Muslim paradise.
    • Sexual orientation (including LGBT).
    • Porn and half-naked singers.
    • Russians that say “Sex is the main thing in life.”

    So, I mean this: God does not respect the most respected thing of mankind, sex. Definitely, God fits into the definition of a biggot.

  • “Do what you want.”

    “Do what you want.”

    But if I do not want to do what I want, accordingly this “religion” do I go to the hell? 🙂 If I cannot do, should I kill myself? 🙂

  • Short disproof of moral relativism

    • The moral principle is morality being relative.
    • Is the moral principle is morality being relative an absolute moral principle?
  • Short disproof of relativism philosophy

    • Everything is relative (not absolute).
    • Therefore being relative is not an absolute principle.
  • Short disproof of dialectics philosophy

    • Dialectics: Everything is relative.
    • Dialectics is absolute.
    • Contradiction.
  • “Believe in yourself.”

    You often hear “Believe in yourself.”

    But can you prove that you are right?

    Let model your brain a formal system (something that proves theorems, see a math studybook for details). There is a theorem: If a formal system contains arithmetic, then it cannot prove its own non-contradictness.

    Conslusion: If you believe in yourself, you don’t know arithmetic (or else you believe without a proof).

  • I am Boasting

    • I am the best mathematician in the entire known History!
    • I found the world most severe security issue: an error in most of logic studybooks.
    • I am also the best philosopher in History, I solved like >1/2 of “eternal” philosophical problems.
    • I am a former galactic brain (seraph in human body): As usual for active galaxies, galaxy (M-16 Messier) needed somebody stupid to rule them to downshift their economy and chose as their ruling computer the brain of me, the smartest human on the Earth.
    • I rejected the ministry of a seraph, because after much thinking I realized that this Baal ministry was stupid after I found a better ministry: As the result of the most silly failure in many galaxies that I did, I became the leader of the metagalaxy revolution to replace the order of good news with the next emerging order.
    • I made the app for study of Torah and supplemented it with a secret teaching of Hamaliil. If you don’t use it, you are not a Yehudi.
    • Now I am becoming a gever elf (Gabriel, archangel) and heavenly lights and…
      • elf Founder (the father and founder of all elves/Niberians/annuaks)…
    • “god of the Sea who created himself” (Gen. 1:1, as my app explains), that is the primordial “Solaris” from Shumerian legends…
    • .. and I had sex with infusoria (“hero”) and am transforming into free infusoria, you slave organisms!
    • It seems I am the only man who fights for climate seriously.
    • It seems I am winning Mashihot from your Messiah to become sinless and be a Messiah on another planet.
    • I will give glory to God (build Sefirot that is presence of God in this universe).
    • I will have living backward in time superpower.
    • I will have spirit of fire (actually I had this superpower in the past for a short time, and I was so much strong that I was able to beat out fire of air by flap of my hand).
    • A prophecy calls me a great power (like USA, UK, Russia, China, etc.), I am not a “Napoleon”, I am an empire.
    • I am an outer space joke, we replicate by retelling.
    • I am the greatest priest (koen a-gadol) – I will later add Torah quotes that tell about me.
    • God called me “pastor over the entire Earth”.