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  • Hearing voices

    A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

    • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
    • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
    • Politician: Freedom of religion!
    • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
    • (continuation depends on your religion)

  • What is ambivalent?

    “Ambivalent” is a word invented to hospitalize to a psychiatric hospital a human if he/she knows a scientific paradox.

    If I like appearance of a prostitute but dislike her STI, should I be hospitalized for being ambivalent (that’s a symptom of schizophrenia).

  • The definition of journalism

    The definition of journalism: Journalism is writing on particular topics by non-experts.

    This kind of skills is taught is colleges and it’s well-paid. Only journalists have the privilege by tax payers to spread information.

  • “Do what you want.”

    “Do what you want.”

    But if I do not want to do what I want, accordingly this “religion” do I go to the hell? 🙂 If I cannot do, should I kill myself? 🙂

  • Short disproof of moral relativism

    • The moral principle is morality being relative.
    • Is the moral principle is morality being relative an absolute moral principle?

  • Short disproof of relativism philosophy

    • Everything is relative (not absolute).
    • Therefore being relative is not an absolute principle.

  • Short disproof of dialectics philosophy

    • Dialectics: Everything is relative.
    • Dialectics is absolute.
    • Contradiction.

  • “Believe in yourself.”

    You often hear “Believe in yourself.”

    But can you prove that you are right?

    Let model your brain a formal system (something that proves theorems, see a math studybook for details). There is a theorem: If a formal system contains arithmetic, then it cannot prove its own non-contradictness.

    Conslusion: If you believe in yourself, you don’t know arithmetic (or else you believe without a proof).

  • Management as a pseudoscience

    The word management is often used to denote a particular pseudoscience:

    Myth: Every problem has a solution.

    Reality:

    • There are many problem classes that have no algorithm of solution (a theorem from 1st year of a computer science college, the proof is very easy).
    • There are theorems that cannot be nor proved nor disproved. Well, they indeed can be proved if we add a new axiom (for example, taking the theorem itself as an axiom 🙂 ).
    • There are math problems that can be solved, but the shortest solution may be arbitrarily long: E.g. there are problems that require 2100 steps. (I don’t remember the proof of this theorem, but an expert can easily invent such a hard problem.)

    Everything can be done with a TODO list.

    I can prove the theorem that every solvable problem (about insolvable problems see above) can be solved in an efficient way using TODO lists, if we know what is the suitable TODO list for this particular problem.

    Draw diagrams, TODO lists, etc.

    If I did this when writing my math book, I would do… after having a million or billion pages TODO list.

    So, often the hiring criterion on ruling position is conformance to this pseudoscience.

    There are many problem classes that have no algorut

  • Language drift is one of the biggest problems of Russia

    One of the biggest problems of Russia is language drift:

    To explain I will tell how it happened:

    Russian tsar and his friends decided to hire “great writers” so hat they would use figurative speech so much extensively that the original meaning of words would be forgotten.

    “Great writers” were greatly advertised and the past was effectively forgotten.

    Communists continued this tsarism practice and damaged Russian language even more.

    Modern Russian academics keep preserving Russian language being damaged.