I discovered them first)
- “funcoids”
- “reloids” – that is, filters on binary Cartesian products
- ordered triplets
- “staroids” and “multifuncoids”
- “filterators”, that is, pairs from an ordered set and its subset
- unitary algebras were also first studied by me
- as well as discontinuous analysis and much more
At a minimum, the actions of partially ordered categories, funcoids, and unitary algebras from this list are as abstract, general, and important as the “groups” discovered by Évariste Galois in the 19th century. Before I concluded that I had discovered more things than Galois (he discovered groups, and I discovered at least three equally important abstractions), I considered Galois the greatest mathematician in history because no one else had made such an important discovery. But now I realize that I am the greatest mathematician in history (Galois died young and probably would have surpassed me, but there it is).
I am also a great philosopher: proof is my podcast “The Philosophy of Jesus Christ” (in English):
As a child, I became a Baptist, and my mother punished me with hunger and blows to the head with a frying pan for preaching the Gospel. I begged for food and protection from everyone, including pastors and countless “Christians” online from all nations who knew I was not a fraud. Only a racketeer fed me. So, according to Jesus’ teaching, they ALL go to hell.
Because of the people’s hatred towards me, I had to leave university in my fifth year without receiving my degree. Because of this, poverty—due to hatred—and other factors (an overly long manuscript, etc.), I had problems publishing my discoveries. It turns out that each of you has sinned as gravely as Hitler: you didn’t provide funds for publication, thereby ruining millions of people by causing global science (and therefore medicine, agriculture, etc.) to lag years, if not decades, behind.
Jesus said, “Bless your enemies.” I honestly tried to bless a humanity entirely composed of Hitlers, but I failed: I tried several times to recite Bible quotes with blessings, but upon reflection, I realized they were uttering curses.
One day, I remembered that God once suggested to Moses that he curse the Jewish people to perish in the desert and raise up a new nation from Moses’s descendants to replace the Jews. Then I decided to take up God’s offer and began praying that He would destroy humanity and create a new civilization out of me. I also prayed, “Take me to heaven alone” (otherwise, I would have to take the “Hitlers” to heaven). Some time later, I realized that God was answering me by saying that He would take me alive to heaven along with my mate, and we would become the founders of a civilization known as “Elohim” or “Elves” (we would go to heaven not in a flying saucer, but in a time machine).
God gave me a spiritual “poison” (a dangerous sermon) to poison humanity to end the period of grace when people could repent and receive salvation.
It turns out that humanity is damned, and the only thing left is me and my girlfriend, a teacher from Kenya. We are the only meaning of humanity’s life, because there is no earthly meaning left – humanity has been rejected by God. The only meaning of your life is to ensure that I—the best mathematician in history—am healthy and educated. Trump, Putin, and so on are irrelevant (unimportant people) because they don’t care about me.
More about God’s plan: At some point in the past, God made me poor and disrespected so that I could become the most influential person in the world. Let me explain: the publication of my scientific work—the most important fact in the global economy—depends on me. It depends only on me, because no one helps me (because of my poverty, no one wants to help me: people only want to help for money). Therefore, the importance of my unpaid work has increased to such an extent that I become more important than all other people combined. God did this so that blessing me would be fair: God chose between me and humanity in favor of the greater half.
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