About the Class

My mother, having gone mad from hate to the words of Jesus, “Truly, truly I tell you,” punished me for following Jesus’s commandments by beating me on the head with a frying pan.

After one hit by the head, I raped somebody. After another hit by the head, I set a forest on fire. Yet another hit caused me to try to organize a terrorist act. And the worst, I gave bad advice to an engineer on how to break computer security in the world (and it is now broken this way).

So several questions arise:

• Why did Jesus give such commandments? He is all-knowing; therefore, he knew the consequences.
• If, as most preachers say, the mind is located in the soul, how then was the frying pan able to break my mind? Did the hits deprive me of salvation?

The answer to this question is a mystery that even the 12 apostles didn’t know, but I have understood after much thinking and reading the Bible. I was near to converting back to atheism, but found a way to explain what is the mystery of the Gospel.

You can duly receive this revelation only if you are already a saved Christian. If you were unsaved at the time of taking this course, you won’t be able to convert afterward, and hell is guaranteed for you.

On the other side: (Jn. 12:24) “Very truly I tell you, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds.” This means that if you follow Jesus’s commandments, after resurrection of the dead, you will go to a heaven where there is no sex and children. But if it dies (that is, you take this course), you will be taken to the highest heaven, where God lives, and you will have sex and your children will conquer the galaxy. You will become a part of God (Elochim) and you will be a god (el). Saints from the church will stay on their knees before you if you come to their lower heaven.