A doctor, a politician, and a pastor went into a room.

  • Pastor: A human should hear voice of God.
  • Doctor: Who hears voices should be hospitalized.
  • Politician: Freedom of religion!
  • Doctor: Religion is a mental delusion, not a mental illness.
  • (continuation depends on your religion)

A biblical prophecy says that I have the right for 1% of your income(or 10% if you receive tithes).